SQL Renders Doom, VB6 Lives in the Browser, and the Case for Preservation
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CedarDB, a columnar analytical database company, published a post demonstrating the original 1993 id Software game Doom running as a SQL query — game loop, rendering, and collision detection implemented through recursive common table expressions and window functions inside the query execution engine. The post drew 152 upvotes, with comments expressing genuine astonishment alongside practical questions about frame rates. CedarDB claims playable performance, an implicit argument about the expressive power and speed of its execution engine that functions as technically audacious marketing.
A separate project — a working Visual Basic 6 IDE running in the browser, complete with form designer, properties panel, and code editor — attracted 266 upvotes and 90 comments. VB6 was officially discontinued by Microsoft in 2008, but the Hacker News thread became a time capsule: programmers recounting the first applications they built with it, reports of business software still running in production in 2026, and appreciation for the rapid application development philosophy the environment embodied. Implementing the form designer with functional VB6 runtime semantics in JavaScript represents a genuine technical achievement alongside the nostalgia.
The resurfacing of the 'Tao of Backup' document — a classic text that advocates for three backup principles: multiple copies, geographic distribution, and regularly tested restores — prompted 55 comments, many of them horror stories. The recurring failure mode is not backup jobs that report errors; it is backup jobs that complete silently and produce unrestorable data that no one discovers until an actual recovery event.
The Tippett Studio archive appeared online following the closure of Phil Tippett's studio, whose practical effects work shaped the creature sequences in Jurassic Park, Starship Troopers, and the original Star Wars films. The archive reportedly includes reference materials, process documentation, and possibly production files. The HN community's 154 upvotes reflect recognition that stop-motion and practical effects craft knowledge is genuinely at risk of disappearing as studios close and institutional knowledge disperses — and that digital preservation requires active effort, not passive assumption.